document.addEvents({
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		window.location = 'http://github.com/iammerrick';
	},
	
	'twitter': function(){
		window.location = 'http://twitter.com/iammerrick';
	},
	
	'blog':  function(){
		window.location = 'http://thejavascriptblog.com';
	},
	
	'hope': function(){
		window.location = 'http://mormon.org';
	},
	
	'employer': function(){
		$('help').set('html', "I work at the coolest place on earth as a <strong>Darth Coder</strong> doing full time web development (I'm still not a web developer, not sure I'll ever earn that title.). We are focused primarily on kids media and creating top notch work. Have a look: <br /><br /> <a href='http://risermedia.com' target='_blank'>Riser Media</a>"
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	},
	
	'no': function(){
		window.location = 'http://nooooooooooooooo.com';
	},
	
	'help': function(){
		$('help').set('html', "Ok, ok... This site doesn't exactly have great usability! You don't think I already know that? What do I look like some punk 19 year old kid out of Utah just playing around in his parent's basement? So wipe that smug look of disgust off your face and take it for what it is, we've all been doing it for years with Google...<br /><br /><strong>Just type where you want to go, examples:</strong> twitter, github, or hope. For a full list of commands type <strong>\"ls\"</strong>."
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	},
	
	'bio': function (){
		$('help').set('html', "I've never been a firm believer in writing your own bio without acting like its not you writing it and inflating it to something way bigger then the truth. Which is why I will leave you with this: <strong>Merrick Christensen is a hustler.</strong>"
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	},
	
	'about': function(){
		$('help').set('html', "This site was built using the beautiful MooTools, some CSS3, and a line of acid. That last part I made up. Ever have it where you just want to feel more hardcore then you are? Welcome to my life.<br /><br />Thanks for coming, to hit me up please just type the \"mail\" command."
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	'developer': function(){
		$('help').set('html', "Woah must feel like a big strong man cause you looked at the source code and know the codes. I didn't even make this visually available and you have the huevos to pull it up and feel you outsmarted me? Why? Why you got to steal my thunder and bring me down like that?"
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	'lock': function(){
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			'background-color': '#ff0000',
			'background-image': 'none',
			'font-size':'200px'
		}).set('html','YOU DONE IT NOW!');
		for(var i = 0; i< 100; i = 1){
			alert('Why would you want me to do this... You have to force quit now.');
		}
	},
	
	'mail': function(){
		window.location = "mailto:me@merrickchristensen.com";
	},
	
	'music': function(){
		window.location = "http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/merrick-christensen/id280523093";
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	},
	
	'ie6' : function(){
		$('help').set('html', '<a href="http://www.apple.com/safari/" target="_blank">Start Playing With The Big Boys</a>');
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